A search geared towards finding local lessons. That is pretty damn spiffy, if I do say so myself. And I do. Browsing the site it looks really extensive, and the colors are pretty.
Speaking of lessons, I think that The Monkey could give lessons in Mess Making. It seems that to have a child is to reconcile with the fact that you are going to vacuum. Every Day. Or close to it. This would be a good time to point out that stepping on a rogue Lego in the middle of the night is perhaps THE most painful thing in the entire universe. Besides creating Lego minefields and getting crumbs everywhere, The Monkey also likes unrolling the toilet paper and weaving a long trail of it throughout the house like some modern Hansel and Gretal. Only there’s no candy house, just a toddler partially mummified by Angel Soft.